El Jefe
2009-12-29 02:49:59 UTC
AJ Writes
Well, it's been a long time since I last updated my site. Simply put
I've been
chasing KISS and Aerosmith around the country. What a hoot it has
been. Paul is
still the sexiest man in Rock and Roll. Hey I'm no Gay Fag, they're as
bad as
Blacks and Portoricans, but even worse because they do sick things
against the
bible - they butt fuck while heroes like me rescue people from fires;
how sad
are these fags! Anyway, once again I reiterate, I'm no poo jabbing
homo, but
when Paul struts his stuff and wiggles has ass my love gun is ready to
fire (
the people sitting next to me got a bit of a shock when I whipped it
out too -
I say bad luck, you're at a KISS concert to forget and enjoy). I'm no
fag
though, so don't get any ideas. When I imagine sex with Paul it's not
a gay
thing, it's purely masculine - a tough guy like me pleasuring his idol
isn't
gay ok! A nice blowjob for Tommy is simply a welcome to the KISS
family -
nothing more, nothing less. I'm sick of the insinuations about my
sexuality and
I won't take any more of it.
I rescued someone from a burning building OK!! That makes me a
hardcore man, no
sissy boy fag.
Enough of that dirty sex stuff anyway. Back to the concert. Tommy is
so cool, I
can't understand why they never got him in the first place. He has the
same
makeup as ACE and plays guitar nearly the same, and uses similar
equipment, so
why didn't KISS hire him to begin with?? Doesn't make sense to me.
Imagine how
exciting it would have been in the early days with a crazy guy like
Tommy in
the band. Just look at the Snyder interview from the late 70's. It
would have
been magnificent if Tommy was there instead of Ace - Gene, Paul, and
Peter may
have actually had the chance to shine with there amazingly interesting
stories,
rather than how all we got was silly druggy alcoholic Ace making a
mockery of
the respectful status KISS held in the upper echelons of the music
world. It's
also disgusting that he upset Gene and Paul - I just wanted to give
Paul a big
hug and tell him not to worry about the stupid ACE - "there, there,
darling
Paul, AJ 'll make you forget all about that ACE, lets get you out of
those
uncomfortable figure hugging tights". Not in a gay way either, just a
fan
relieving some tension from his idol.
Back to the KISS shows I've been seeing. KISS have been absolutely
awesome -
Peter is playing like a 20-year-old again, Gene is so full of vigour
and colour
it's scary, and Paul is just so damn sexy, plus his singing is out of
this
world. They actually dropped a couple of songs from the last tour,
which is so
brave when you think about it. The decision must have been gut
wrenching for
the poor guys. I know the boys love their fans so much and spend weeks/
months
agonising over decisions like this. Apparently Aerosmith made poor old
Gene and
Paul shorten the set list. KISS actually offered to play for free if
they could
get some extra songs in and make the fans happy, but no it wasn't to
be. Still
they came up with an amazing set list which included many obscure
numbers the
fans haven't heard in years. Just look at the list:
Detroit Rock City
Deuce
Shout It Out Loud
Do You Love Me?
Let Me Go, Rock 'N Roll
I Love It Loud
Firehouse
God Of Thunder
100,000 Years
I Want You
Black Diamond
Beth
Love Gun
Rock And Roll All Nite
It's just so hard to believe after all these years the boys could come
up with
a set list as fresh and exciting as this.
They simply blew Aerosmith off the stage! Even the Aerosmith fans were
chanting
for KISS to come back while Tyler was in full flight (He's just
nowhere near as
sexy as Paul).
To Sum Up:
The KISS Marines have been proven wrong yet again. Tommy has given the
boys a
new lease of life. Paul is sexier than ever, Gene is in monstrous
form, Peter
is playing like a master, and the set list is so fresh it's amazing.
It looks
like KISS will be around for many years to come - TVBOK-II, TVBOK-III,
Alive-V,
Smashes, Thrashes & Hits - II, You Wanted the Best - II - I simply
can't wait!
Not to put a downer on things, but it must be mentioned. I noticed
several
Blacks and Hispanics at a few of the shows. No doubt they were
Aerosmith fans
of course, but these types of people have no right to be at a rock
concert!
They ruin it for everyone else. You're on edge the whole time
wondering what
crime they're planning. After all, they must have stolen the money to
get the
tickets in the first place - none of them work do they!
Maybe I'll bring a few KKK buddies to the next show and tech 'em a
lesson.
Bye Now
AJ
-----------------
LOL! Credit goes to GotPlan for originally posting this.
El Jefe
Well, it's been a long time since I last updated my site. Simply put
I've been
chasing KISS and Aerosmith around the country. What a hoot it has
been. Paul is
still the sexiest man in Rock and Roll. Hey I'm no Gay Fag, they're as
bad as
Blacks and Portoricans, but even worse because they do sick things
against the
bible - they butt fuck while heroes like me rescue people from fires;
how sad
are these fags! Anyway, once again I reiterate, I'm no poo jabbing
homo, but
when Paul struts his stuff and wiggles has ass my love gun is ready to
fire (
the people sitting next to me got a bit of a shock when I whipped it
out too -
I say bad luck, you're at a KISS concert to forget and enjoy). I'm no
fag
though, so don't get any ideas. When I imagine sex with Paul it's not
a gay
thing, it's purely masculine - a tough guy like me pleasuring his idol
isn't
gay ok! A nice blowjob for Tommy is simply a welcome to the KISS
family -
nothing more, nothing less. I'm sick of the insinuations about my
sexuality and
I won't take any more of it.
I rescued someone from a burning building OK!! That makes me a
hardcore man, no
sissy boy fag.
Enough of that dirty sex stuff anyway. Back to the concert. Tommy is
so cool, I
can't understand why they never got him in the first place. He has the
same
makeup as ACE and plays guitar nearly the same, and uses similar
equipment, so
why didn't KISS hire him to begin with?? Doesn't make sense to me.
Imagine how
exciting it would have been in the early days with a crazy guy like
Tommy in
the band. Just look at the Snyder interview from the late 70's. It
would have
been magnificent if Tommy was there instead of Ace - Gene, Paul, and
Peter may
have actually had the chance to shine with there amazingly interesting
stories,
rather than how all we got was silly druggy alcoholic Ace making a
mockery of
the respectful status KISS held in the upper echelons of the music
world. It's
also disgusting that he upset Gene and Paul - I just wanted to give
Paul a big
hug and tell him not to worry about the stupid ACE - "there, there,
darling
Paul, AJ 'll make you forget all about that ACE, lets get you out of
those
uncomfortable figure hugging tights". Not in a gay way either, just a
fan
relieving some tension from his idol.
Back to the KISS shows I've been seeing. KISS have been absolutely
awesome -
Peter is playing like a 20-year-old again, Gene is so full of vigour
and colour
it's scary, and Paul is just so damn sexy, plus his singing is out of
this
world. They actually dropped a couple of songs from the last tour,
which is so
brave when you think about it. The decision must have been gut
wrenching for
the poor guys. I know the boys love their fans so much and spend weeks/
months
agonising over decisions like this. Apparently Aerosmith made poor old
Gene and
Paul shorten the set list. KISS actually offered to play for free if
they could
get some extra songs in and make the fans happy, but no it wasn't to
be. Still
they came up with an amazing set list which included many obscure
numbers the
fans haven't heard in years. Just look at the list:
Detroit Rock City
Deuce
Shout It Out Loud
Do You Love Me?
Let Me Go, Rock 'N Roll
I Love It Loud
Firehouse
God Of Thunder
100,000 Years
I Want You
Black Diamond
Beth
Love Gun
Rock And Roll All Nite
It's just so hard to believe after all these years the boys could come
up with
a set list as fresh and exciting as this.
They simply blew Aerosmith off the stage! Even the Aerosmith fans were
chanting
for KISS to come back while Tyler was in full flight (He's just
nowhere near as
sexy as Paul).
To Sum Up:
The KISS Marines have been proven wrong yet again. Tommy has given the
boys a
new lease of life. Paul is sexier than ever, Gene is in monstrous
form, Peter
is playing like a master, and the set list is so fresh it's amazing.
It looks
like KISS will be around for many years to come - TVBOK-II, TVBOK-III,
Alive-V,
Smashes, Thrashes & Hits - II, You Wanted the Best - II - I simply
can't wait!
Not to put a downer on things, but it must be mentioned. I noticed
several
Blacks and Hispanics at a few of the shows. No doubt they were
Aerosmith fans
of course, but these types of people have no right to be at a rock
concert!
They ruin it for everyone else. You're on edge the whole time
wondering what
crime they're planning. After all, they must have stolen the money to
get the
tickets in the first place - none of them work do they!
Maybe I'll bring a few KKK buddies to the next show and tech 'em a
lesson.
Bye Now
AJ
-----------------
LOL! Credit goes to GotPlan for originally posting this.
El Jefe